I just washed my face at the kitchen sink. It felt wrong. Really wrong. Like I had failed.
You see, about three days ago my bathroom sink got stuck. Note: not clogged. Stuck. The little silver plug is now permanently embedded into the porcelain sink area.
Day One: I tried to pry the plug loose with my fingernails. A good plan but surprisingly unsuccessful. Alas, the plug was stronger than I. I proceed to wash my face and let the water accumulate in the sink hoping it will be gone when I wake up.
Day Two: Still left over water in the sink from the night before. I proceed to attempt the fingernail approach again. Surprisingly still unsuccessful. I continue to wash my face in the sink and ignore the rising water line.
Day Three (today): It is now
Oh the plight of a single woman.
I guess I’ll succumb and call my landlord tomorrow.
Hahahaha!!! You are hilarious! I love how you made such a simple problem so dramatic, that takes serious skillz.
ReplyDeleteNext time I'm in the Siloam metro area I'll come drill that crap out for ya.