Saturday, October 22, 2011

optometrists are optimists.

i wore my fake (but quite cute) glasses to a training seminar this past thursday evening.

here's where it gets weird. i pre-decided that i was going to be far-sighted and faithfully pulled my glasses on to read the handouts and to take notes. sometimes i decide to be near-sighted. other times i decided that i am a typical glasses wearer and keep them on at all times.

seriously. who does that?!

Monday, October 10, 2011

20% more free

why is it that the conditioner bottle i have has 20% more product than my shampoo?

i've come to a conclusion - it's for people who were hardwired as i am. observe the dilemma:
i am coming to the end of my shampoo bottle but still have about 30% more conditioner left. i don't want to be wasteful, but i also have a really hard time using one brand or even specific kind of shampoo without it's nicely matching conditioner counterpart. what they want you to do is to then go out and buy shampoo thus making you a customer for life.

but i have fooled them.

i just keep the 30% left of conditioner and use it as shaving cream. either that or they just sit in my shower cluttering the sides ridiculously.