it's free week here in the lovely yet chilly city of austin, texas which means last night we were able to check out up and coming artists at the beauty bar, beerland, and stubbs guilt-free. cassettes were sold, swooping bangs were brushed aside by men and women alike, and those not wearing skinny jeans were scorned.
in between concerts, my eclectic group of friends and i went to club de ville in an attempt to stay warm after stopping by the most amazing hot dog stand on red river. they were playing some funky beat so of course we started dancing in what an employee later mentioned to us was simply a hallway.
at one point, i was showing sarah and sheena my amazingly awkward "hackey sack" dance moves (which, of course, requires no hackey sack) when a man in a bear fur-like hat commented on my moves. he said if i didn't patent them in two weeks he would like to claim the rights. i agreed mainly because i didn't have any idea what to tell the man in the distracting hat.
anyone know how to patent ridiculous dance moves?
surprisingly, yes I do.
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