wisdom from the chinese food industry.

i opened up my fortune cookie full of excitement. what would my fortune be for today? it said and i quote: digital circuits are made from analog parts.

yeah. wow.

now while i don't admit this often, deep (very, very deep) down i am a romantic. since this fortune clearly was ridiculous, and not what i was hoping for, i went over and got another one. my second fortune said and i quote: you or a close friend will be married soon.

now while very, very deep down i am a romantic, this was a bit much for me. i guess it serves me right for going in for a second fortune.

get it together fortune cookie message writers. when i go eat chinese food with my dad, he and i always make up fortunes for each other. some of the ones that come to mind:
-the person sitting across from you is not planning on paying for their meal.
-look both ways before you cross the street this week.
-getting a hair cut tomorrow would not be in your best interest.

anyways, here's what today's fortune should have been if it were to have been both correct and in spanish instead of chinese:
esta tan cansada de las canciones (y peliculas) de amor - simple hablan de un final feliz. bien sabamos que en la vida nunca funcion asi...por lo menos para ti.