a few suggestions:
-make a grocery list with thin, colorful sharpies.
-always include one embarrassing item on the list to spice things up.
-wear something a bit strange (people's sideways glances are priceless).
-while there, count how many times you can make awkward eye contact with other shoppers.
-take frequent breaks (and by breaks i mean sit in your shopping cart).
-always buy at least one item that you don't need but makes you smile.
well, i'm off to make my colorful shopping list.
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